大家好!這次又是我,JIN雜志的外籍編輯!想象一下數千條黑色的電線在地上蔓延。它們彎曲纏繞著你的整個身體,把你也變成電子產品。後來你被放上了展架,還倍受顧客青睞,孩子們用頑皮的小手不停的撫摸你。你終於被別人買走了。可你的新主人總是把你掉在地上,最終你還是難逃支離破碎的厄運。『嘿!機器人也有人權!』這就是我想說的。
Hi, it's me again, the foreign editor. Please picture in your head a thousand black wires squirming along the ground. They twist and curl around your whole body and assimilate you. Now you are an electronic device, the Ijerk. You are put on display; the customers all ogle you; little kids touch you with their crusty poopoo hands. Eventually you are bought. Your new owner drops you all the time and you break. Robot rights, people, that's all I'm saying.
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